"Please, just give the boy his pocket money!"
Comedy Court Jester Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the fun and mischief of a court jester? Our collection features playful, witty items perfect for anyone with a creative love for comedy and humor. Whether it's for a performer or a jokester at heart, these gifts add a touch of whimsical hilarity. Brighten up their day with something that celebrates their lively spirit and unique sense of humor. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts and playful art prints, find the ideal gift to spark joy and laughter.
'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'
'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'
TV jester.
"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."
'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'
'How about a game of cards?'
'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'
"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'
COWS: Cow Pong
'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'
"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."
"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."
"I say we move on to dessert."
A baby in court
"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."
Basketball.
'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
Justice 4 Ron
"Another slander suit!"
'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'
Portrait of a Serial Attorney.
Medieval headlines.
'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'
"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."
The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.
'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'
'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'
'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'
'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'
Comedy Court Jester Gifts Collection
Comedy Court Jester Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the playful spirit of the court jester—perfect for a joke lover or comedy enthusiast to brighten their mornings.
Comedy Court Jester Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with witty and humorous designs inspired by the court jester—great for adding a playful touch to any room.
Comedy Court Jester Prints
Browse our collection of funny and whimsical prints inspired by the jester—perfect for decorating with a touch of comedy and creative flair.
Comedy Court Jester T-Shirts
Find hilarious and creative court jester t-shirts that capture their love for comedy and imagination—ideal for making them smile all day long.