Christmas Court Jester Gifts

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'How about a game of cards?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

TV jester.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

COWS: Cow Pong

"I say we move on to dessert."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Medieval headlines.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Justice 4 Ron

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'