Christmas Court Jester Prints

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

COWS: Cow Pong

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

Medieval headlines.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Another slander suit!"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Justice 4 Ron

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'