Christmas Jester Prints

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Santa turns on a light and the Xmas tree catches fire says 'On no!'

North Pole.

Santa trap

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

Lance, can you explain why there were rocks in my Christmas stocking? Do you realize how difficult it is to find coal these days?

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The ghost of christmas regifting

Peace on Earth.

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

"Get thee behind me,Santa!"

"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Drunk Barber

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Christmas tree exchange

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

Noah's Nark.

NSA is coming to town.