Christmas Jester Mugs

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Santa turns on a light and the Xmas tree catches fire says 'On no!'

North Pole.

Santa trap

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Peace on Earth.

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

"Get thee behind me,Santa!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Drunk Barber

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Christmas tree exchange

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Dec. 26

Noah's Nark.

NSA is coming to town.

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

He Did It!

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'