Comedy Court Jester Prints

"Please, just give the boy his pocket money!"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

COWS: Cow Pong

A baby in court

"I say we move on to dessert."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"Another slander suit!"

Justice 4 Ron

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

Medieval headlines.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'