Artful Apprentice Gifts

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

The Cremaster Cycle

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'She's still a novice yet.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Builder's School

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society