Artful Apprentice Gifts

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

The Cremaster Cycle

'She's still a novice yet.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Young Houdini

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'