Adulting Apprentice Gifts

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Where Are They Now?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"Awake and doing great"

Builder's School

How to injury yourself as an adult

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'