Adulting Apprentice Gifts

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

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'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Where Are They Now?'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

Secrets of Adulthood.