Trade Apprentice Gifts

People enter and leave a training school.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'She's still a novice yet.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Will work for Food Network.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Builder's School

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'Is this the small engines class?'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'