Trade Apprentice Gifts

People enter and leave a training school.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Education and Apprenticeships

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'She's still a novice yet.'

Will work for Food Network.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Young Houdini

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Builder's School

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

'Is this the small engines class?'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.