First Apprenticeship Gifts

Education and Apprenticeships

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Young Houdini

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Firstly, have you ever had an appendix out before?"

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Irish Bricklayer

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

"The new apprentice is here."

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

The Apprentice

Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.

'How long have been a plumber?'

Father and son painting and decorating.