Apprenticeship Gifts

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

'For enlightenment, you'll have to see the Guru up there - I'm just the INTERN.'

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Education and Apprenticeships

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Builder's School

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'