Apprenticeship Gifts

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

'For enlightenment, you'll have to see the Guru up there - I'm just the INTERN.'

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Education and Apprenticeships

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Builder's School

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

'How long did you intern with Grandma before you became a full-fledged Mom?'

Shaker Timeouts