Apprenticeship Coordinator Gifts

Education and Apprenticeships

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Maypole

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Builder's School

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that move - Show me something new! Inflatable air dancer tryouts.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'