Internship Coordinator Gifts

'Fantastic CV, masses of experience...shame she wanted paying!'

"I'm looking for a career that won't be obsolete before my student loan is paid off."

'No problem. I'll get our best unpaid jobseeker onto it.'

"Applying for an internship without an MBA? Quite confident, aren't we?"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

Deadline

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Education and Apprenticeships

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

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