Exchange Student Coordinator Gifts

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student.

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

"Hello, Voter Calls department? Have I got a volunteer for you ... !"

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'I majored in ethics. Several recruiters talked to me. They'd like me to do volunteer work.'

'I want to give back to my community by helping others. Aren't lottery winners a particularly sad and needy group?'

Beach clean-up

'No problem. I'll get our best unpaid jobseeker onto it.'

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

'There's plenty of scope for cuts in the voluntary sector...you just have to follow our example and cut out the fat.'