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'Fantastic CV, masses of experience...shame she wanted paying!'

"I'm looking for a career that won't be obsolete before my student loan is paid off."

'No problem. I'll get our best unpaid jobseeker onto it.'

"Applying for an internship without an MBA? Quite confident, aren't we?"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

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"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Education and Apprenticeships

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

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"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."