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'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

You don't have to be paid to work here but it helps!

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

"Hey! How about a little something for the intern?"

"Good question. I think I'll let my intern, Jason, field that one for you,"

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

It's not forever......

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"Tyler is on work experience."

"Him?. . . Oh, he's my new intern."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

The Surly Yoof

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"