Internships Gifts

'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

You don't have to be paid to work here but it helps!

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

"Hey! How about a little something for the intern?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"Good question. I think I'll let my intern, Jason, field that one for you,"

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

It's not forever......

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"Tyler is on work experience."

"Him?. . . Oh, he's my new intern."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'