Intern Gifts

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Somewhere out there, Patrick, is the key to increased sales. I want you to find that key, Patrick, and bring it to me."

'Are you in their internship program, as well?2

'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"This work placement should be seen as a unique opportunity to access some of the country's most powerful and influential people, and make them coffee."

"Oh, I love the perks and the power, but, on the other hand, it is an internship."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

Work Experience.

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

What the patient got... What the patient wanted... What the nurse told the patient to expect... What insurance covered... What the intern charted... What the patient needed.

'Get the intern to see how this thing works.'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"I'm hoping an internship will lead to full-time copying."

"I understand memorizing sexually explicit mnemonics in college...but we don't say them in front of patients!"

'So you don't mind starting at the bottom!'

'Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.'

'I think the best way for you to build the highest level of character is to work for me for the next 10 years at minimum wage.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"It's not a paid position but I'm gaining invaluable experience of the rowing sector."

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."

Intern

'Be careful...where there's one, there's two.'

The american intern who served his boss coffee for the afternoon tea break.

Begger tosses a coin into a bowl for a woman holding a sign saying: 'Intern'.

"Why do we call them 'interns'?"

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"The word 'slave' is so degrading. Why don't we call you intern."

"Jeffrey is interning at Quizno's this summer."

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

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