Internists Gifts

'I'm afraid you have hailstones.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Quality Control

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'What's holding him up?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Painting

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.