Surgical Intern Gifts

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'What's holding him up?'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

The Surly Yoof

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

Gotta say, Alayna, you're the best intern I've ever had. The Human Cannonball.

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!