Surgical Intern Mugs

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What's holding him up?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

The Surly Yoof

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"