It Interventionist Gifts

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The Computer Bore

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You know too much,'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Mac OS 20

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Gadget geek.