It Interventionist Prints

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Googler

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You know too much,'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Gadget geek.