Intervention Gifts

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

It was then that Jerry realized he may have a drinking problem.

Rudy Park, our protagonist, had grown addicted to buying iPhone apps. To save him, there remained only one option: Intervention. Rudy, we're here to help you with your problem. Gather 'round. Thwack! I paid $6.99 for an app that makes the sound thwak! Thwack! Inpatient may be our only option. Thwack! Hee hee.

'Son, this is an intervention. We know you've been smoking crack.'

'That can't be my husband - he's not holding a wine glass.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

I voted.

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'