Intervention Mugs

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'That can't be my husband - he's not holding a wine glass.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

The Surly Yoof