Intervention Enthusiast Mugs

"It's going to be more of a pummeling than an intervention."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

The Smell of Fear

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Just my luck."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"I opened the last Russian nesting doll, and there's a subpoena from the Mueller probe inside."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

Media Whore Raceway.

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."