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"It's going to be more of a pummeling than an intervention."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

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'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

The Smell of Fear

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Just my luck."

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

Media Whore Raceway.

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'