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"But nobody told me to use my initiative. . ."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Bright idea

Eureka!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'