Intention Enthusiast T-Shirts

Billy strip: mum's diet (wishful shrinking).

Others will fight for you

Team Leader

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

The Smell of Fear

Peacock of Productivity

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"It's a long term goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"