Intention Enthusiast Mugs

Billy strip: mum's diet (wishful shrinking).

Others will fight for you

Team Leader

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Dedication to excellence....

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

The Smell of Fear

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"It's a long term goal."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.