Attitude Enthusiast Mugs

I'm BAD deal with it

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'In general, do the right thing.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"It's a long term goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'