Manner Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

As You Like It - Man not offering an invitation to dinner

'Good grief, you were right, dear, they have all died.'

'Get your hands out of your pocket!'

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'In general, do the right thing.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

X-RAY

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

Bertrand Russell

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

Turkey a la Mode

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

I feel happy

"It's the Ask Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls."

Hissing booth Free hisses

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

I'm BAD deal with it

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

"Great stupid haircut!"