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"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

As You Like It - Man not offering an invitation to dinner

'Good grief, you were right, dear, they have all died.'

'Get your hands out of your pocket!'

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'In general, do the right thing.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

X-RAY

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

Bertrand Russell

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Turkey a la Mode

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

I'm BAD deal with it

"Great stupid haircut!"

I feel happy

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

Hissing booth Free hisses

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

"It's the Ask Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls."

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

The Grumpometer.