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'My degree is in the Social Sciences, yet I'm a klutz and don't know one fork from another!'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Love Birds love just being together

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

The latest in Eyewear.

'Don't get up!'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"More?"

You just keep giving.

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Gesundheit!"

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

The Surly Yoof

A small heart within a big heart.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"The adult coloring books are a big hit."

The grave of Punch magazine.

"You can rejoin your party if you think you can refrain from slurping your soup! Got that?"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'