Mannerists T-Shirts

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"Secondhard carbs"

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

'What do you mean I eat like a pig? I AM a pig.'

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

'...I hasten to assure you Miss Farthington, any future we would have together would be an endless frenzy of politeness.'

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'

Peas and Q's in a garden.

'Bless you.'

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'For goodness sake, don't put your knife in your mouth. But my fork leaks.'

"Did you wipe your feet?"

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

"Reality is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

'Get your hands out of your pocket!'

Road Signs to Come. . .

'I try to get through to her but all she wants to do is blend bloody spoons all day.'

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

'My degree is in the Social Sciences, yet I'm a klutz and don't know one fork from another!'