Mannerists T-Shirts

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"Secondhard carbs"

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Derren Brown

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'What do you mean I eat like a pig? I AM a pig.'

Post-Hypnotic Suggestion

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

'...I hasten to assure you Miss Farthington, any future we would have together would be an endless frenzy of politeness.'

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

Peas and Q's in a garden.

'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'

'Bless you.'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'For goodness sake, don't put your knife in your mouth. But my fork leaks.'

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

Stop chewing with your mouth closed – it's disturbing.

"Did you wipe your feet?"

"Can't talk now David, I'm in a meeting - with you."

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

"Excuse you. Don't embarrass me in public."

Road Signs to Come. . .

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

"Reality is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

Zoo keeper throwing food to himself.

'My degree is in the Social Sciences, yet I'm a klutz and don't know one fork from another!'

Hey, where are your manners? The squirrel pelt goes on your lap!

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'