Moodiness Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Happiness

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Valentine's Day Kiss

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Of course, you do --- Yu have mixed feelings about everything!

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

My valentine

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

Mr Happy

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"

The pursuit of happiness: 'I caught it once. It was OK - but in my opinion, didn't live up to the hype.'

I feel happy

"Maybe I should cut down on the Prozac for awhile!"

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

Jumping

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

Hissing booth Free hisses

A Crossbow

Sometimes I cry and even I don't know why.