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Cloud-spotters discover new type of cloud.

Reading my Critics

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

If poets wrote road signs.

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Guru Shifted Thinking

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"That's strange. It must have been slow."