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Cloud-spotters discover new type of cloud.

Reading my Critics

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

A Poem about Sand

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

If poets wrote road signs.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Guru Shifted Thinking

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."