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Since I don't understand sports, I have no metaphors to use for our business situation.'

'We don't think of it as an investment but as a metaphor.'

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

'They're talking about us again, and you won't believe the things they're saying!'

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

The face mask

Reading my Critics

Why we need poetry. . .

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Henrik Ibsen,

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

A Poem about Sand

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Out of control

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

If poets wrote road signs.

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."