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I'm BAD deal with it

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'In general, do the right thing.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"It's a long term goal."

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

'Look a huge bird!'

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'You'll have to decide - do you want to be top management in a small pond, or bottom management in a big pond?'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"