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"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Tongue in the ear...

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

A couple holding hands

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

The Surly Yoof

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Chicken Affirmations

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

"Tofu!... My favorite."

Hissing booth Free hisses

I'm BAD deal with it

Karen of Bethlehem

Good Ole Babies

"Dibs on the tall one!"

How to Meet Sluts.

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

New Milks

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'

'When I ordered you to clean the john with a toothbrush, I didn't mean an electric one!'

No-Nonsense House Pets

'It's a barrel of laughs.'

'Honestly Nigel, your need for Special Advisers has got completely out of hand.'