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"On a positive note, we'll walk out of here half an inch taller."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Giant Sale!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'What's wrong with you?'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

One size fits all

London Fly-Paper Vendor

Whatever

Circus News

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"Have we got a show for you!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Concert pianist.

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

I'm BAD deal with it

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

Balloons tied to a moustache.