Quirky Attitude Enthusiasts Prints

"On a positive note, we'll walk out of here half an inch taller."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

One size fits all

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Whatever

"Have we got a show for you!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

Concert pianist.

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Balloons tied to a moustache.

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

I'm BAD deal with it

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"Stripes are very unfashionable."