Attitude Aficionados Prints

Whatever

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Tongue in the ear...

The Surly Yoof

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

A couple holding hands

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

How to Meet Sluts.

Hissing booth Free hisses

Karen of Bethlehem

Good Ole Babies

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"Tofu!... My favorite."

New Milks

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

I'm BAD deal with it

'When I ordered you to clean the john with a toothbrush, I didn't mean an electric one!'

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'

No-Nonsense House Pets

Bris Mobile

'It's a barrel of laughs.'