Attitude Aficionado Prints

The Surly Yoof

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Love Birds love just being together

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

The latest in Eyewear.

'Don't get up!'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'You're no Pollock.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

You just keep giving.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

A small heart within a big heart.