Attitude Aficionado Gifts

The Surly Yoof

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Sitting in a tree

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Valentine Day

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Love Birds love just being together

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Don't get up!'

The latest in Eyewear.

'You're no Pollock.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"More?"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

You just keep giving.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Is this 'pollocks'."

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

A small heart within a big heart.