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Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Football Crazy strip six

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The Remote Olympics

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

The crown

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."