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"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

The Remote Olympics

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Between tour-groups, Lance and the boys would while away their spare time by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

Making a fishing net.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Llama training

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

The Toilet Bike.

You too can juggle.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Shakuhachi!

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

Circus News

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'