Quirky Nature Enthusiasts T-Shirts

A guide to eight-legged animals.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Football Crazy strip six

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

The Remote Olympics

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Bizarre sights.

Musician using horn to water the plants.

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

How Platypuses Are Born

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Circus News

Birds Ice Skating.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Where the Buffalo Comb

"He's my discomfort animal."

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.