Quirky Nature Enthusiasts Gifts

A guide to eight-legged animals.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Comb Sweet Comb

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Football Crazy strip six

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

The Remote Olympics

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Musician using horn to water the plants.

How Platypuses Are Born

Bizarre sights.

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Birds Ice Skating.

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

Where the Buffalo Comb

Circus News

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."