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"Samaritans? Do you have a gardening section?"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

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Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Ether Island

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'What's wrong with you?'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Football Fish

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Police Box

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

How Platypuses Are Born

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Circus News

The art of painting

"You spoil that canary."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.